On the Tyson thing: I've been in Red Hill today - to the post office, bakery, general store - scaring young and old with the remodelled face.
I'm going to get a T-shirt made: 'You should see the other bloke . . . don't fuck with me'
(Posting this pic because it's more impressive with the bigger bandage)
I'd be more worried about the purple ring worms on your mellon... ewww! Time for some Canestin my friend.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the update and glad to see some blue sky in the background.
FYI, I've failed miserably to this point to deliver you a very special gift at the request of Dave J. To give you something to look forward to (... and show the world how funny Dave is!) here's what's coming your way when I see you. And I quote...
'If you do see him, give him a big sloppy wet kiss on the lips for a full 10 count while twisting his nipples and then finish it off with "you're my bitch now, nancy". then tell him that was a gift from dave. it would be really great if you'd act as my surrogate on this. PS - tongue is optional... I feel I have to leave you room to improvise.'
aw, AJ, the element of surprise was everything... well, that and the power tool attachments, but the surprise was a pretty big part of it.
ReplyDeletenow i'll have to think up something novel...
Jim
ReplyDeleteThe question has to be asked, With a cut like that did the doctor say that a side effect was that you'd look 10 years younger.
Mike Tyson is still boxing I see.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the fight Jim