Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Who farted?

This afternoon is the next instalment: pathology results from the range of 'exotics' they've been testing the blob for.

Scared shitless of course.

But I'm hoping that whatever they say it is - and how they're going to treat it - will at least give some sort of plan to how I'm going to live and work the next half of this year.

From what I gather treatment could range from a couple of pills, yet another needle in the arm, a program of radiology or a drenching gun up the arse (thanks to Gill for the Gippsland farm girl's solution).

There was a time - backpacking days - when moving in a very general direction was fine, somewhere within about 120 degrees of a sortakindamaybe destination, and if the next 'occurence' threw that course off 40 degrees, a laugh and a jar of the local brew would generally be enough to adjust the sails.

That was before self employment, or maybe I'm just no good at it now.

Doctor won't allow a jar of brew just now - and even under normal circumstances, it's 8.40am and it wouldn't be quite right - but a laugh does help ...

I came across another Op Shop gem that Emma scored on our hunt the other day: 'Bevknits' Pattern kit # 6002 for Men's Shirts, Sweaters and Cardigan. Gold!

Bevknit recommends reading their Space Age Sewing book (enquire at your nearest fabric store) and, for best results, remember to set your sewing machine to 'Supermatic stretch stitch'.

Emma truly has the eye when it comes to a 7 op shops/one morning adventure ... it's clear they really splashed out on modelling fees here, though the page designer probably didn't need to use the shot where the two golfing buddies were discussing who farted.

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